Or maybe you prefer a few lines of Shakespeare?

Either way, a recent story by the Sacremento Bee says about 8% of drama and theater majors end up working in the food service industry, the highest percentage they found.

Of course, journalism ranked second at 4.1% … so, yes to the fries and, perhaps, the basics on last night’s city council meeting?

(Thanks to colleague Prof. Barry Hollander for the tip.)