Legal? Yes. Right? Uhhh …

In another case of the paparazzi having a run-in with a celebrity and his family, USA Today is reporting about the son of Sean Penn cursing at a videographer.

So, issue one, does anyone really still care about Sean Penn?

Issue two, why does anyone care this much about any celebrity? (Yeah, there’s my whole the world is doomed because we care more about celebrities than climate change rant in one sentence.)

Issue three, really, that’s the way you respond, Mr. Unnamed Videographer?

And, USA Today, why are you publishing this? It only encourages them.

Man, I think I need more coffee or a nap …